Better, almost, than the title of this tome were the newspaper clippings tucked inside its pages. Most were recipes cut from the pages of the San Francisco Examiner in the years between 1943 and 1945, exhorting women to stretch their meat ration points with delicious recipes like "Fish Salads Attractive in Many Styles."
But best of all was this. Totally random. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you:
A dead male carnival sideshow geek in a dress was two columns' worth of news in 1944! Here's my favorite paragraph:
Alex Marks, the "Cobra Woman's" husband...said that they had been married 18 years. "I didn't know Elsie was a man until after we were married, and then there wasn't much to be done," he said. "And besides, 'she' was such a nice wife to me that it really didn't make much difference."
Isn't that sweet?
The other thing I did this week was visit these sunbathing beauties at Golden Gate Park.
I was looking for bison poop for the Little Dinner on the Prairie experiment. Unfortunately, there was no one around to bother with my bizarre request, so I've emailed the folks at Rec & Park in the hopes of getting some steaming buffalo patties to use as cooking fuel.
There aren't too many trees on the prairie, you see. And dry grass burns too hot and fast to be of any use as a cooking or heating fuel. So the savvy homesteader (and the Native peoples whose land he was stealing) burned dry bison turds. So in the interest of authenticity, I plan to do the same.
Burning crap patties, people. THIS is what I do for your entertainment!
Let me know if you need help with Rec & Park. I have some ins with them and the Zoo people (who own the bison).
ReplyDeleteWho else could/would write about s**t for my amusement?
ReplyDeleteI am the richer for knowing you.
Keep up the good work!